Your room called.
It wants to be roasted.
Upload a photo. Get savagely roasted by AI. Get 3 actual upgrade picks you can buy right now.
Free to start. No taste required.
What it does
Three hits. One roast.
AI Roast Generator
Upload your room photo, get a brutally honest AI roast with voiceover. It will drag your IKEA shelf, your string lights, and that one suspicious throw pillow. No notes.
Share-Worthy Video
Export your roast as a video for TikTok & Reels. Your embarrassment = their entertainment.
3 Real Upgrades
Every roast ends with 3 shoppable picks that won't destroy your wallet. Glow-up, not bankruptcy.
The roast pipeline
From messy corner to viral clip in four taps
Upload, get dragged (lovingly), fix your space, and post the proof. The whole thing takes less time than deciding where to put that one poster.
Roast My Room- 01
Upload your room
Snap the corner you're weirdly proud of (or ashamed of). Bedroom, dorm, first apartment — all fair game.
- 02
Get roasted by AI
Our interior designer with attitude drops a savage-but-loving voiceover on your decor choices. No mercy for that gaming chair.
- 03
Fix it, for real
Get 3 shoppable upgrade suggestions that match your vibe and price range. Redemption arc unlocked.
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Share the carnage
Export a ready-to-post roast video for TikTok and Reels. Tag your messy friends and start the chaos.
Pricing
Free to get roasted. Pay to go feral.
Start free, upgrade when you're hooked. No hidden fees, cancel anytime.
Starter Burn
Test the heat
$0/month
- 3 room roasts per month
- Text roast + upgrade picks
- Watermarked share clip
- Shoppable suggestion links
Full Roast
For chronic redecorators
$8/month
- Unlimited room roasts
- Savage voiceover audio
- No watermark, HD export
- Pick your roast persona
- Priority upgrade matching
Creator
For serial posters
$19/month
- Everything in Full Roast
- Batch roast multiple rooms
- Custom intro & outro branding
- Trending audio variations
- Affiliate revenue share
Questions before the burn
Everything you need to know before you upload that questionable accent wall.
Your room has it coming.
Upload a photo, take the heat, get the glow-up, and post the video. First roast is free.